Dear V: Stalkers make me famous…
Dear V, I like to study in the serenity of the ninth floor stacks. It is comforting to know that I am usually the only one there. All of a sudden, I have noticed that the same person has been sitting...
View ArticleDear V: My boyfriend had a grimy grinding adventure…
V, I went to a South Beach club this Friday and saw my boyfriend grinding on some skank. I couldn’t believe that he did that. He had told me that he wasn’t going out that night. We had just started...
View ArticleDear V: My girlfriend’s Bieber fever is making me sick…
V, My girlfriend is obsessed with Justin Bieber so I bought her tickets for his concert and will surprise her on Valentine’s Day. But I don’t know if I want to go with her because I really hate the...
View ArticleDear V: I get frisky when there’s whisky…
V, I have a tendency to get promiscuous when I am drunk. The alcohol combined with my horniness makes me do weird and incredibly dangerous things. For example, I’ll go to a club, and after a few shots...
View ArticleDear V: College and sex and girls, oh my…
Dear V , I would like to approach different girls because there are a variety of lovely ladies to date. However, I don’t know how to start a conversation and keep it flowing in order to make a...
View ArticleDear V: Piercings are not a party for two…
Dear V, My girlfriend is going on a piercing frenzy. She wants to pierce every available and hot part of her body. I am not really into this trend, and I would want to keep the piercing to a minimum....
View ArticleDear V: My mouth is doing more harm than good…
Dear V, My boyfriend and I have a great relationship, and the sex is fantastic. We always have sex at his place because I have roommates, and he has a one-bedroom apartment. However, it has come to my...
View ArticleDear V: My one-night stand evolved into a love triangle…
V, I’m on a dance team, and I recently hooked up with a Rutgers guy at an after-party we both attended up North. We ended up hooking up the following weekend when he came down to Miami for a dance...
View ArticleDear V: My boyfriend’s experiments are turning me off…
V, This is going to sound weird, but I don’t want to keep having sex. Hold on, let me explain. I am tired of feeling orgasms because my boyfriend tries new moves and styles that I am not feeling. He’ll...
View ArticleDear V: Are there catfights in the swamp?
Dear V, I was spending a weekend in Gainesville, having a great time partying. One night, I found my ex-boyfriend hooking up with a sorority slut. I went up to him and slapped him across the face and...
View ArticleDear V: I am a strong woman and I don’t need no man…
Dear V, I cannot believe that somebody gonna f*** wit me that way. I ain’t workin’ no eight hours to be played by a fool. He come into my house and ask if I pay his rent because we be soul mates. No...
View ArticleDear V: I don’t want to be just a gluten-free lover…
Dear V, I left my dorm to meet my secret lover, a townie who has no affiliation to UM. I met him at Whole Foods when our hands touched the same box of gluten-free cereal. His hipster glasses met my...
View ArticleDear V: Wedding bell blues are ruining my Latin spice…
V, No quisiera publicar mi vida pero tengo que hacerlo porque este hijo de puta me ha destruido. Nosotros no íbamos a casar pero él se enamoro con la que estaba con mi amigo Daniel pero se tuvieron que...
View ArticleDear V: Will I ever find my Tom Hanks?…
V , I want my life to be a romantic comedy. I want to find love on top of the Empire State Building or through the magic of inexplicable circumstances. Is this so hard to ask? Why can’t my life be a...
View ArticleDear V: It’s hell week for my boyfriend and me…
Dear V, My boyfriend is currently in the middle of hell week for his frat, and I’ve officially turned into a needy betch. Between his irregular schedule and my insane one, I haven’t been able to see...
View ArticleDear V: California girls, they’re undeniable…
Dear V, My boyfriend got a medical school offer in California and wants me to join him at the same school. I did not intend on going to California. I want to travel to New York to work at a marketing...
View ArticleDear V: My man’s requests are too much to swallow…
V , I can’t give my boyfriend another blowjob. His cum tastes weird to me. I have had great baby batter in the past, but my boyfriend has nasty sperm. I might breakup with him because I value the...
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Things are about to get a little bit more fun here at The Miami Hurricane. We’re in the process of redeveloping our website and revamping our print design, so we’ll be ready to launch fun, innovative...
View ArticleDear V: My ex-classmate is trying to Snapchat his way into my heart…
Dear V, A couple of weeks ago, I accidentally Snapchatted a classmate from last semester — who I didn’t even have as a friend on Snapchat! I was super embarrassed. Then he actually responded and we’ve...
View ArticleV.Online: Bad lighting and worse taste
I went to the gym for the first time in eons today and I am 100 percent convinced that fluorescent lights exist for the sole purpose of making people look soft and blotchy. I would like to point out...
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